Funny Stuff

Here are some assorted funny illustrations that have recently been added to iFindSermons.com database.

Walking On Water:

A mother was watching her four year-old son playing outside in a small plastic pool half-filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the pool, making big splashes.

Suddenly, the little boy stopped, stepped out of the pool, and began to scoop water out of the pool with a pail.

"Why are you pouring the water out, dear?" asked the mother.

"Because my teacher said Jesus walked on water, and this water doesn't work," he replied.

 Child Assistance:

A man was walking through a lovely park with a wide path where people could jog, run their dogs or ride trail bikes. As he descended a hill, he saw a woman coming toward him, pushing a stroller with two toddlers in it.

"We're coming to a hill," the mother announced to her children, "so you'll have to help me -- are you ready?"

The man wondered how the little ones could be of assistance, but as he passed by he heard them earnestly repeating their encouragement:

"I think I can, I think I can..."  

Fifty People Swindled:

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled."

The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"

New Sermons Added to iFindSermons

We added two new sermons to the iFindSermons.com database.  It is a two part series called:

These sermons are based on Romans 12:1-2 and discuss the changes God would like to make in our lives.  To view the introductions to these sermons just click the links below.

Part 1 Changing From The Inside out

Part 2 Changing From The Inside Out

New Video Clips

Check out the new video clips that have been added to the ifsdigital.com database.  We have added some new Charlie Chaplin silent video clips, some John Wayne video clips, and some Popeye cartoon video clips.  All of these will make excellent sermon illustrations on various topics.

New Father's Day Video Clip

Check out the new Father's Day video clip on our digital store at www.ifsdigital.com.  It is from a Popeye cartoon.  Popeye get's married to Olive and has two children.  The clip shows the reality of fatherhood.

New Digital Resources

Some new digital resources have been added to IFSDital.com.

These short videos of the poppys located at the Lancaster Poppy Reserve can be used as loops for music and worship in your church.




These can be viewed at
http://ifsdigital.com/new_photos.php.

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New Sermons at iFindSermons.com

We've added some new sermons to the iFindSermons.com database.  These include:

How To Have A Happy Family
Principles For Parenting
The Importance Of Family
The Responsibility Of A Wife And Mother 

If you'd like to view the introductions to these sermons and others, just click here.

New Sermon Outlines Added To iFindSermons.com

We have added eight new sermon outlines to the iFindSermons.com database.  The titles include:

• Putting First Things First
• The Kind Of Vision We Need
• A Vision With Purpose
• The Importance of Ministry

Along with these sermons we also added a new sermon series called, "The Snares of Satan".  The sermon titles in the four part series include:

• Part 1 The Snare Of Unbelief
• Part 2 The Snare of Doubt
• Part 3 The Snare of Lust
• Part 4 The Snare of Reproach

Enjoy!